You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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