And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
