I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
