I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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