I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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