i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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