I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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