So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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