I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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