So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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