I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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