He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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