people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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