omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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