Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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