Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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