Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
This is classic penis vs brain.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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