Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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