Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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