Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
no you cant smoke seaweed
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
