went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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