question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
