He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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