nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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