therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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