I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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