Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
