Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
