Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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