Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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