Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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