All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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