would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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