I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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