You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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