You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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