I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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