did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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