im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Randomize
