called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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