Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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