Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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