Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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