New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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