i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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