My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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