U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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