does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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