literally had 100 drinks last night.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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