Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
wat bout pragnant strippers??
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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