Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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