My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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