He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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