Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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