There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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