My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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